The man's a legend!

I wish I was that man.


It was a mistake to put a toilet in the ‘all you can eat’ though

Fantastic...

Class act, should be on the telly.

Fcuking classic! What a star!

I know some guys like him

Wise up guys

http://forums.hypography.com/watercoole ... or-15.html

still a classic havent laughed out loud with a joke on here for a while.

Excelent link

I particularly liked this one:

While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seems distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find a large thorn deeply embedded.
As carefully and as gently as he can he removes the thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him. For a good ten minutes the man stands frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant turns and walks away.

For years after, the man often remembers and ponders the events of that day. Years later the man is walking through the zoo with his son. As they approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and walks over to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and the man can't help wondering if this is the same elephant.
The man climbs tentatively over the railing and makes his way into the enclosure. He walks right up to the elephant and stares back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant wraps its trunk around one of the man's legs and swings him wildly back and forth along the railing, threw him to the ground and stomped him to death.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Love it

This is another one lifted off that forum.....

Three Welshmen and three Englishmen are traveling by train to
a Rugby match in London. At the station, the three English each
buy a ticket and watch as the three Welsh buy just one ticket
between them.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
one of the English. "Watch and learn" answers one of the Welshmen.

They all board the train. The English take their respective seats but
all three Welsh cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the
tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please".

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The English are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they
decide to copy the Welsh on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return
trip... To their astonishment, the Welsh don't buy a ticket at all !!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed
English. "Watch and learn..." says one of the Welshmen.

When they board the train the three Welsh cram into a toilet and
soon after the three English pile into another nearby.

The train departs. Shortly after wards, one of the Welshmen leaves
the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the English are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please..."

Theres 3 lads who grow up together, thick a thieves they are.

Well they grow up into fine young men and all opt to serve Queen and Country, 1 joins the Air Force, 1 the navy and 1 the Army.

They still stay in touch and meet up regularly on leave. They all meet nice young ladies and set the date, of course a triple wedding is soon arranged.

On the eve of the wedding their sat having a meal a few drinks with their wives to be when the ladies excuse themselves. They start to argue over over who's going to, umm, consumate the marriage the most on the wedding night. They all put their money where their mouths are and come up with the plan that the morning after you have to order the same amount of rounds of toast as the number of times you did it to show who's the winner.

Cut to the chase its breakfast time the morning after.

"I'll have a full English breakfast and 3, yes, 3 rounds of toast please" says the sailor.

"well, I'll have a full English breakfast and FOUR, yes, FOUR rounds of toast please" says the airman.

The squaddy pipes up " I too will have the full English and 4 rounds of toast, but I want 1 done with brown bread"