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An odd rugby tournament but....anybody quailified or know anybody who could qualify? I had a jewish gg grandmother but i'm not sure that would carry it.


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With just over a year to go to the 2005 Maccabiah in Israel, the Maccabi Rugby efforts begin in earnest to produce a team that can win the Jewish Rugby World Cup. The Great Britain team - better known as the British Zions - has never won the Maccabiah competition, having to content itself previously with silver and bronze medals. "Now is the time to change all that," says coach, Tony "Charlie" Faulkner, the legendary former Wales and British Lion prop forward and in charge of the team at the 1989 and 1997 Games. To spearhead that effort, Maccabi Rugby wants to hear from any Jewish rugby player who thinks he's got what it takes to be a part of the 26-man squad that will go to Israel next July. Players are asked to send their rugby CV's (age, height, weight, career resume) to britishzions@yahoo.co.uk by August 14. Trial matches will held between September and December 2004, players assessed and a squad duly selected. In the knowledge that their opponents will be from most of the rugby playing countries around the world, but particularly South Africa and the United States will include full internationals and provincial players, the Zions want to be sure they take their strongest ever squad to Israel. So if you are the next Jewish Charvis, or Llewellyn, they want you to help them win their very own Rugby World Cup.


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mabont wrote:
An odd rugby tournament but....anybody quailified or know anybody who could qualify? I had a jewish gg grandmother but i'm not sure that would carry it.


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This is in NO WAY racist or intended to be... just to lighten proceedings ;

Mr Cohen was walking down the street in Port Talbot when two chaps ran behind him and knocked him to the ground.

"What d'you do that for ?" Mr Cohen exclaimed ?!

"Your lot killed Christ " replied one of the assailants!

"But that was a long time ago" replied Mr Cohen.

"Ah but I've only just now heard about it" .............

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Id knock him down just for being a total tw@.

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King Dingaling wrote:
Id knock him down just for being a total tw@.


Now, now!!! Easy!

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Joe 'Dragon' Crocker wrote:
King Dingaling wrote:
Id knock him down just for being a total tw@.


Now, now!!! Easy!


Dont tell me you'd do any different?!!!

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Now Now KD, no racism or Ant religious behaviour on here.

Then again maybe you know the Mr Cohen spoken of, who might well be a tw@t :D

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An American a mexican a brit & a jew in a plane .

The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash unless they can lighten the load. They throw everything out, but the pilot says they need more.

The American grabs the Mexian, shouts remember the alamo, and throws the little bugger out.

The plane is still losing height! The Brit say's God Save the Queen, and jumps out. The plane still loses height. The pilot says, just a little bit more & we can climb back up.

The American walks over and grabs the jew. He then shouts, Remember the Titanic. The Jew with a puzzled look on his face says That was an Iceburg For *fupp* sake, what has that got to do with me?

The redneck Murcan replies. Iceburg Goldburg, wheres the *fupping* difference, and throws him out :D

Please note this is NOT a jew joke, it is a name joke!

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scumV (Chris M) wrote:
Now Now KD, no racism or Ant religious behaviour on here.

Then again maybe you know the Mr Cohen spoken of, who might well be a *preggars fish*t :D


Hi Chris, I wasnt aware that was racist or anti-religious. It certainly wasnt intended as such, quite the opposite. It was just anti-Cohen. And yes, he is ;-)

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mabont wrote:
An odd rugby tournament but....anybody quailified or know anybody who could qualify? I had a jewish gg grandmother but i'm not sure that would carry it.


Anyone who's had their one-skin, two-skin, three-skin, ..... :wink: removed should be able to qualify. :shock: :D

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LOL Rick...

Ill get down the butcher's tomorrow. "Ill have a bit off the end.."

Nasty.

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Rick in TheCot Trefforest wrote:
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Anyone who's had their one-skin, two-skin, three-skin, ..... :wink: removed should be able to qualify. :shock: :D


Such finesse can only be genetic, don't need DNA to find you Rick :roll:


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Rick in TheCot Trefforest wrote:
Anyone who's had their one-skin, two-skin, three-skin, ..... :wink: removed should be able to qualify. :shock: :D


What about residency???

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